That's Some Melon...

The following IM conversation clearly demonstrates why Leah is great:

Leah M -ND says:
i haven't eaten a THING today yet
coffee, that's it
you?

Todd J. says:
I ate an entire watermelon

Leah M -ND says:
wow
that's not very filling

Todd J. says:
It was an entire watermelon! Have you ever seen a watermelon?! They're HUGE!

Leah M -ND says:
they're mostly water though

Todd J. says:
I can't believe you're so nonplussed, like people eat a whole watermelon all the time...

Leah M -ND says:
Are you bullsh*ting me then?
I somehow doubt you did

Todd J. says:
Maybe.

Leah M -ND says:
i think there is some hyperbole involved here
and so rude of you not to save me some

Todd J. says:
I just thought you would have reacted more.
That's the last time I eat an entire imaginary watermelon for your benefit.

Leah M -ND says:
i haven't effing eaten all day
i have no energy from not eating and waking up with a migraine this morning ... you could have told me you ate a whole yak and i would have been like, "oh yeah ... great. how was it?"

Todd J. says:
I ate a whole yak.

Leah M -ND says:
REALLY?!?!?!!? WOW?!!?!?!?!!?!?!
Was he delicious?!!?!?!?
That's AMAZING TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Todd J. says:
Now THAT is more like it.
I'm blogging this conversation.