That's Some Melon...

The following IM conversation clearly demonstrates why Leah is great:

Leah M -ND says:
i haven't eaten a THING today yet
coffee, that's it
you?

Todd J. says:
I ate an entire watermelon

Leah M -ND says:
wow
that's not very filling

Todd J. says:
It was an entire watermelon! Have you ever seen a watermelon?! They're HUGE!

Leah M -ND says:
they're mostly water though

Todd J. says:
I can't believe you're so nonplussed, like people eat a whole watermelon all the time...

Leah M -ND says:
Are you bullsh*ting me then?
I somehow doubt you did

Todd J. says:
Maybe.

Leah M -ND says:
i think there is some hyperbole involved here
and so rude of you not to save me some

Todd J. says:
I just thought you would have reacted more.
That's the last time I eat an entire imaginary watermelon for your benefit.

Leah M -ND says:
i haven't effing eaten all day
i have no energy from not eating and waking up with a migraine this morning ... you could have told me you ate a whole yak and i would have been like, "oh yeah ... great. how was it?"

Todd J. says:
I ate a whole yak.

Leah M -ND says:
REALLY?!?!?!!? WOW?!!?!?!?!!?!?!
Was he delicious?!!?!?!?
That's AMAZING TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Todd J. says:
Now THAT is more like it.
I'm blogging this conversation.

OK

So I guess it's time for me to join the mass of bloggers detailing the day to day minutia of their lives. Why? Title says it all... I'll try to keep it interesting - promise.